The Miracle Tank

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

Those babies are getting big quickly

THIS MOM IS RUNNING AROUND WITH FOUR BABIES !!! HOW ??

 

[fishguy242]

 

[fishguy242]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[fishguy242]

Still here deer...

 

[najer]

Morning.

 

[vetteguy53081]

Me: “What’s the Wi-Fi password?” Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.”
Me: “OK, I’ll have a Coke.” Bartender: “Three dollars.”
Me: “There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?”
Bartender: “’youneedtobuyadrinkfirst.’ No spaces, all lowercase.”

 

[fishguy242]

"RED"...

 

[najer]

Red!

 

[vetteguy53081]

My friend keeps telling me, “Cheer up, man. It could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!”
I know he means well.

 

[fishguy242]

more" RED"

 

[vetteguy53081]

A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my newt.”
[Hint: Read the last two words “together.”]

 

[najer]

View from my desk chair so excuse the angle, yes it is very distracting, have a great weekend world.

 

[vetteguy53081]

Doctor Jones likes to stop at a bar after work and enjoy an almond daiquiri. One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead. The doctor takes a sip and asks Dick, “Is this an almond daiquiri?”
Dick replies, “No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”

 

[vetteguy53081]

I had to bring my lizard to the vet. He wouldn’t stop telling jokes and he was really getting on my nerves! The vet looked at him and said, “Oh, this isn’t a lizard. He’s a stand-up chameleon!”

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[fishguy242]

Smile...

 

[vetteguy53081]

A bar in our neighborhood got lots of interesting traffic. Cars swerved into the parking lot, and the drivers would run inside only to reappear minutes later looking confused. One reason might have been the sign outside: “Free Beer, Topless Bartenders, and False Advertising.”

 

[najer]

Just because.