Things Reefers say that others would think is crazy!

[revhtree Verified Admin]

There are funny things that us reefers say to one another that people outside the saltwater aquarium hobby would think is plain crazy or would have no idea what we are talking about. I thought it would be fun to list some of those things!

I'll start.

 

[revhtree Verified Admin]

I love your sump!

 

[reeferman]

just saying im a "reefer" gets me funny looks

 

[revsgirl]

R2R use to have a t-shirt that said, "I glue animals to rocks" on the back. I wore it in the mall one day after a frag swap and wondered what people were thinking of me!?!? :tongue:

 

[mainereefer]

I need crabs!
:jaw:

pink ******* are a coral?

 

[mfdrookie516]

"Lets go get fraggin'" from one guy to another in a public place.

"Does anyone have any kalkwasser I can borrow?"

 

[Ben13]

20 quid for a fish? Great deal!

 

[jonbar1]

"I'm sick of clowns biting me, one even drew blood" sounds funny when overheard by non reefers

 

[aherre07]

Nice rack! LOL

 

[BarbH]

I need to build up my pod population.

 

[Reefing8EZ]

Mentioning shrooms in public gets funny looks..

 

[Scuba George]

Gonna buy live rock for my tank


I need gills *_*

 

[REEFKEEPER10]

nice rack. lol

 

[Chameleon]

just saying im a "reefer" gets me funny looks

+1... definitely have to be careful around your boss...lol

 

[KLR]

How mature is your reef?

I can cut you off one eye.

I can sell you a few of my mushrooms.

 

[Alkamist]

you have a nice looking clam, has gotten me funny looks before lol

 

[bige]

This was overheard by parents at the park "so you have 10 pounds for 5 bucks a pound. Is it nice looking? Well I guess I can always sell what I don't use" Then I get the what were you talking about look.

 

[Akwarius]

Are you vodka dosing?

You should see the size of my polyps.

Did you dip them?

How long have they been in quarantine?

I've got a case of brown jelly.

 

[cdness]

"Just squirt the whole syringe of vodka into the tank or sump"


My aunt looked at me like I was an idiot last weekend when on the phone with my bro who was watching a friend's tank...lol

 

[Scuba George]

"Just squirt the whole syringe of vodka into the tank or sump"

I really hope you don't blindly squirt an entire syringe of vodka into your tank and hope even more you've never advised it.


I need gills *_*