I feel like I've just watched a series of "life hacks" from Five Minute Crafts or some other YouTube content farmer. Except read it in word form. Awesome!
Maybe I've just become wired to expect short, snappy videos with dubious content instead of reading it in a thread. I feel like the original idea could really be elevated with a few more winky emojis. Nonetheless, I feel a sudden urge to cut the power off and have my partner and kids stand at the aquariums for a few hours, siphoning water into filter pads and boiling kettles of water for the "heat packs".