Ok. Background. I had a nitrate and phosphate spike about three months ago and it caused my tank to slow motion crash. Levels were so high my Hanna HR eggs laughed at me and said..nope, not even gonna try!! so here I am doing water changes like mad and not even making a dent (well...probably did..but still not enough to register on my Eggs). I had to watch in horror as I had a slow motion tank crash losing Euphyllia after Euphyllia over a course of 4 weeks. I was not happy.
I then decided to see if my good friends on R2R had any suggestions and low and behold I hear about this thing called carbon dosing and by scanning the thread titles, it seemed like Vodka was the way to go. So hear I am trying to do this miracle of vodka dosing over the course of a few weeks. I followed the dosage based on my sized tank. No changes. Nothing. No effect what so ever. Not going to lie to you, the amounts of vodka seemed ridiculous low. After a couple of weeks, I decided to dose vodka on what I figured was appropriate volumes. Started off with 50ml a day. Nothing. Two days later, I doubled the dose. I continued down this path of doubling the dose every other day and continued to measure the levels of my tank. So here I am 3 weeks after my custom dosing schedule began, drunk as hell and my nitrates are still through the roof. I honestly dont think I can do another shot!!. Can someone tell me what I am doing wrong?!?
[edit by moderator: this is a joke. Do not follow this procedure on a reef tank]
I then decided to see if my good friends on R2R had any suggestions and low and behold I hear about this thing called carbon dosing and by scanning the thread titles, it seemed like Vodka was the way to go. So hear I am trying to do this miracle of vodka dosing over the course of a few weeks. I followed the dosage based on my sized tank. No changes. Nothing. No effect what so ever. Not going to lie to you, the amounts of vodka seemed ridiculous low. After a couple of weeks, I decided to dose vodka on what I figured was appropriate volumes. Started off with 50ml a day. Nothing. Two days later, I doubled the dose. I continued down this path of doubling the dose every other day and continued to measure the levels of my tank. So here I am 3 weeks after my custom dosing schedule began, drunk as hell and my nitrates are still through the roof. I honestly dont think I can do another shot!!. Can someone tell me what I am doing wrong?!?
[edit by moderator: this is a joke. Do not follow this procedure on a reef tank]
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