Vodka dosing, Im at a loss!! HELP!!

[BroccoliFarmer]

So the whole thread is a joke?

I am concerned about folks reading the first few posts only and following this procedure.

I feel strongly enough that I'm going to edit the first post to make that clear.

As I see your edit...I also edited the joke to make it much more clear that I was vodka dosing myself instead of the tank. Humble apologies for anyone who thought this was real (well..the slow motion crash WAS real which is why i decided to self medicate)

 

[Lyss]

I thought it was a joke but also real, like a play on vodka dosing b/c you were also drinking it. But I took the idea of you needing help getting it right and dropping phosphates and nitrates seriously.

So the whole thing was only a joke, or you really needed some help? Kinda annoying tbh.