YO! DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE ECLIPSE SALE?

[Battlecorals Verified Sponsor]

Ain't she a beauty!

What did the sun say to the moon on the day of the solar eclipse?
“Looks like it’s my day off.”


best eclipse joke wins!!!

 

[Gtinnel]

 

[Mschmidt]

I wish I could give you an eclipse joke, but in that regard, I'm in the dark.

 

[GlassMunky]

Son: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”

Dad: “No sun.”

 

[Gtinnel]

Prior to the eclipse I have been making some money selling fake eclipse glasses I’m not too worried though, I don’t think my buyers will ever see me again.

 

[IKD]

Ain't she a beauty!

What did the sun say to the moon on the day of the solar eclipse?
“Looks like it’s my day off.”


best eclipse joke wins!!!

211k miles and an automatic? No thanks LOL

 

[Minifoot77]

How does a man on the moon cut his hair? He eclipse it

 

[Minifoot77]

What is the most famous eclipse painting? The moona lisa

 

[Minifoot77]

How do you organize an eclipse party? You planet

 

[juiceguy]

I am not impressed by the Eclipse, my life is full of darkness everyday!

 

[Glenner’sreef]

What did the sun say to the moon during the eclipse? “Excuse me, you’re in my ray”

 

[Troylee]

 

[Jasonak]

The mitso eclipse and the eagle talon ,the twin turbos versions were rowdy cars back in the day. I worked at a car lot back then and Ferris Buellred allot of them

 

[Reefer Matt Verified Media Partner]

*Insert 90’s mom joke here*

 

[topjimmy]

What’s the most famous painting of an eclipse?

The Moona Lisa

 

[Gtinnel]

I think we all got to the same website of jokes when we all googled eclipse jokes.

 

[Jasonak]

 

[Gtinnel]

 

[Reefing102]

 

[Reefing102]

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MOON'S NEW JOB?

IT'S NOW A SUNBLOCK.