Just For Fun, Let's Start A "NOT!!" Thread...

[REEFER-RICK]

Got 4 hippo tangs in my 36 gallon seem fine but they seem to bump eah other every time they swim the tank lol

 

[HB AL]

Can't have any tangs in a tank smaller than 500 gallons, NOT. Also triggers are not reef safe they will eat all your corals and cleanup crew, NOT.

 

[maleks.reef]

Aiptasia are one of the most beautiful, peaceful, and slow growing gifts of the ocean!!

 

[vpierce3]

This new $30 additive will turn your dirty tank into a thriving reef.

 

[vpierce3]

Once your tank matures it practically maintains itself.

 

[snorklr]

FedEx will have my order in my hands overnight!!

 

[dennis romano]

Sure, you can put a Mag anemone in a day old tank.

 

[Sean Clark]

I can do this on my own. I don't need any help. YouTube taught me everything I'll ever need to know. Instagram showed me how everything should look... I'm good.

 

[polyppal]

The best way to clean a dead snail form its shell is to microwave it.

well the BEST way is actually...

 

[polyppal]

Yes! You can fit the whole Nemo cast in your 10g petsmart Aqueon kit, but make sure you introduce them all at once - so that they can become good friends and have lots of fun adventures together

 

[Tamberav]

T5s are being phased out….

 

[polyppal]

Got 4 hippo tangs in my 36 gallon seem fine but they seem to bump eah other every time they swim the tank lol

They might seem uncomfortable to the naked eye, but they're actually all high-fiveing in there like a sports team

 

[flyfisher2]

All these coral frags will look just like they do in the pictures as long as you maintain your parameters by doing regular water changes and have sufficient PAR.

 

[Jeffcb]

I am Not adding anymore Octopuses to my reef tank.

 

[flyfisher2]

I am Not adding anymore Octopuses to my reef tank.

Is that Octopi, Octopuses, or Octopodes ? Clarification please...
I want the pretty little blue one with the cute rings. My wife wants to hold it and pet it. I told her she has to wait till her birthday.

 

[sfin52]

well the BEST way is actually...

Ya but my way produces a pleasant odor with the possibility of clearing a house. Best done if inlaws are over for a visit or daughter bf is over.

 

[KK's Reef]

Damsels are not a$$holes.

 

[EricR]

My xxx brand of checkers / test kits are always completely accurate.

 

[JoJosReef]

That $150 frag you just bought will definitely look like it did in the livesale photo.

 

[blaxsun]

T5s are being phased out….

But aren't they being phased out...?