Just For Fun, Let's Start A "NOT!!" Thread...

polyppal · May 1, 2022

JoJosReef said:
That $150 frag you just bought will definitely look like it did in the livesale photo.

And it grows like a weed! You'll be fragging it in 2-3 weeks, tops

Roatan Reef · May 1, 2022

I built my aquarium under budget and ahead of schedule!!

livinlifeinBKK · May 1, 2022

flyfisher2 said:
Is that Octopi, Octopuses, or Octopodes ? Clarification please...
I want the pretty little blue one with the cute rings. My wife wants to hold it and pet it. I told her she has to wait till her birthday.

If you get a blue ringed octopus you might want to hold off on holding it due to it being very poisonous (or was that a "NOT"...I couldn't tell haha)

A Young Reefer · May 1, 2022

Pour milk into your tank to increase calcium!

flyingscampi · May 1, 2022

Believe everything your LFS tells you.

Lyrics courtesy of Thin Lizzy.

Don't believe me if I tell you
Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
Especially if I tell you
It'll eat dry food

Don't believe me if I tell you
That I wrote this song for you
There just might be some other customer
I'm singing to

Don't believe a word
For words are so easily spoken
And your heart is like that promise
Made to be broken

Don't believe a word
'Cause words can tell lies
And lies are no comfort
When there's tears in your eyes

Don't believe me if I tell you
Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you, especially if I tell you
It'll eat dry food

Don't believe a word
No, don't believe a word
Don't believe me don't believe me
Not a single word
Don't cha!