So after I changed that manifold on my boat, I was filthy so I took a shower.
When I was a kid and took a bath or shower I used soap. It was a bar and it was brown and smelled like soap.
My wife buys our "soap", toothpaste, towels, sheets, and all of that Girly stuff so when I looked at my new "soap" I notice that now we don't use bars of soap. We use liquid stuff in a fancy plastic bottle and the stuff I have now is called "Suave, Milk and honey".
Oddly enough for breakfast I had oatmeal with "milk and honey" but I didn't feel the need to take a shower with it.
I would like "soap".
I read the ingredients, the ones I could read on this "Milk and Honey" soap, or "body wash" and I couldn't find anything that resembled milk or honey. I also couldn't find any mention of "soap".
There were about 25 or 30 chemicals probably including Prizapro, GAC, Hydrogen Peroxide, Quinicrine something, blue something #2, green something #15 and 20 hexocloridineasphering something, Chloroflorididenachinexhaun, sulfide, REO Speedwagon, etc.
But no soap.
What happened to soap?
When I used to say a bad word, my Mother would wash out my mouth with real soap. Now the stuff probably has Agent Orange and Diet Pepsi in it and it will kill you or at the least, turn you into a Liberal.

(Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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So I don't know what this new "soap" costs but the fancy plastic bottle will sit in a land fill for 20,000 years where the blue and green dyes will turn a royal purple. .
Also as a kid my toothpaste came in a metal tube, probably lead.